about

about

Graduated from college at the age of 12 with a double masters in Molecular Biology, specializing in the effects of phakopsora pachyrhizi on asian soybeans in non-indigenous continental U.S. + Northern Renaissance Art History, but opted out of scientific endeavors or antiquarian commentary in order to open up a light bulb manufacturing company (mostly halogen) in India at 19. Though after wearing lehenga cholis grew tediously uninspiring, seeing as I’d given up touring (classical pianist child prodigy) years before, sought out a PhD in neoclassical composition (particularly the ever popular silent symphonies for dogs) as well as opened up a culinary school for wayward vegan orphans.

Pretty effin' dull. Huh. 


Okay. More like seasoned Creative Director (integrated art + copy), Crossword Puzzle Constructor, Writer, Charity Founder, Paper Engineer, Music Supervisor, Event Producer, former Professional Classical Ballet Dancer, independently-motivated, detail-oriented, friendly, freelance hybrid. Staff + consulting perks include stints with Amster Yard, Atmosphere BBDO, Condé Nast, Digitas, DIRECTV, HBO, Helenback Gallery, Imagination, Lenny Letter, Macy's, McCann-Erickson, Proctor & Gamble, R/GA and Robert Redford. Especially keen on branding assignments, those involving science, music, social justice, the arts, the environment or meaningful non-profit, wordsmithian ops plus collaborative efforts with fellow Renaissance types who've never squealed, "You must have too much time on your hands!"  

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