Pretty effin' dull. Huh.
Okay. More like seasoned Creative Director (integrated art + copy), Crossword Puzzle Constructor, Writer, Charity Founder, Paper Engineer, Music Supervisor, Event Producer, former Professional Classical Ballet Dancer, independently-motivated, detail-oriented, friendly, freelance hybrid. Staff + consulting perks include stints with Amster Yard, Atmosphere BBDO, Condé Nast, Digitas, DIRECTV, HBO, Helenback Gallery, Imagination, Lenny Letter, Macy's, McCann-Erickson, Proctor & Gamble, R/GA and Robert Redford. Especially keen on branding assignments, those involving science, music, social justice, the arts, the environment or meaningful non-profit, wordsmithian ops plus collaborative efforts with fellow Renaissance types who've never squealed, "You must have too much time on your hands!"